if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: burqalicious)

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

  • Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.